THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY BOTH PARTIES! NOT ONLY THAT-- IT IS POLITICALLY CORRECT!!
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems
THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!
"I am sending this to virtually all my close friends and relatives and that includes conservatives, liberals, and everybody in between. Even though we disagree on a number of issues, I count all of you as friends. The proposal is to promote a "Congressional Reform Act of 2009." It would contain eight provisions,
Take a look at this and just remember elections in Nov. 2010.
U.S. House & Senate have voted themselves $4,700 and $5,300 raises.
1. They voted to not give you a S.S. Cost of living raise in 2010 and 2011.
2. Your Medicaid premiums will go up
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and
Limit all politicians to two terms:
One in office.
One in prison.
Illinois already does this, and it seems to be working for them.
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ONLY DON RICKLES COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS
Don Rickles Roasts the Dems...
Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the
accident?
Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard. Now I
know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship,
subtract pleasure, divide attention, and
This man knew it a long time ago........
THIS IS DEFINITELY IMPORTANT !!
A retired Constitutional lawyer has read the entire proposed healthcare bill. Read his conclusions and pass this on as you wish. This is stunning!
The Truth About the Health Care Bills - Michael Connelly, Ret. Constitutional Attorney
Well, I have done it! I have read the entire text of proposed
Subj: THE SECOND AMERICAN REVOLUTION
Great video...and this man is absolutely correct!
President Obama telephoned Dr. Bob Basso from the White House to discuss the fact that he does not like this video which Dr. Basso made for YouTube. He invited him to the White House to discuss this further with him. Dr. Basso was also told not to go